Mustard Storage Lockers. On sale. Until May 31.
Rare move, this. Most brands play it safe. These guys are throwing darts at a target they haven’t seen before. You want gear that looks like mustard? Go now.
Bird Watching, But Make It Digital
Mother’s Day is coming. If the usual flowers feel stale, try the birds. Smart bird feeders are dropping in price. We’ve never seen them this cheap.
The view is clearer when the price isn’t blurry.
There are camera feeders in there. Real ones. Plus WIRED codes. Use them.
Blend, Cook, or Just Watch
Vitamix is slashing prices. Blenders, food processors, those immersion things you forget exist in a drawer. The discount applies. No trick. Just buy it before the month ends.
Sound Cheap? Maybe. Worth It? Definitely.
Bose is doing forty percent off. Forty.
Headphones. Speakers. Soundbars. Audio gear that actually sounds like audio. Most people pay full price because they’re afraid the deal is fake. It isn’t. Take the risk.
Sleep Cheaply in 2026
Wait, is it May 2026? The text says it is. So here we are. Future shopping.
Tuft & Needle wants thirty percent off their mattresses. If you can find the codes that work back then. Good luck.
Then there’s Sealy. Switch from springs? Sure. Sleep cooler? Also yes. Money stays in your wallet while you rest. It’s a trade nobody argues with.
Dust Bunnies Hate Dyson
Dyson offers twenty-five percent off. Plus six hundred dollars off vacuums? One fifty off the Airwrap?
Math hurts my eyes. But it’s true. Use the code. Your house will smell like new plastic and victory.
Screen Real Estate
Acer is giving away forty percent off accessory bundles. Students and military get verified discounts too. Predator laptops. Nitro. Swift. If you game on a budget, look here. If you don’t, well… look anyway. Forty percent is hard to ignore.
Corsair hits up to fifty percent. Gaming rigs cost too much already. Why not save half? Refurbished deals exist. Don’t fear the used goods. They work fine.
Lenovo throws discounts at ThinkPads and Yoga laptops. Legion PCs get a beating too, in a good way. Upgrade your tech. Or just get a new screen to stare at while you do nothing.
The Cat Doesn’t Care About Discounts
Litter-Robot. It cleans itself. You pay less.
Fifty dollars off the starter bundle. One fifty off if you bundle. The cat sleeps on its dirty business. You sleep with the guilt reduced by a few hundred bucks. Is it worth it? Try explaining that to your nose.
Shark Attack on Dirt
Shark makes loud vacuums. Steam mops. Handheld things.
Get a hundred dollars off. Ten percent. WIRED has the coupons again. It’s a pattern. You keep buying. They keep discounting. Someone is losing money here.
